11/11/2022 0 Comments Coffee buzz stwars![]() While sequel characters Finn and Rey keep it simple, drinking their coffee via Keurig and the gas station, Poe would definitely drink it in the most delicate way possible. Obi-Wan Kenobi, for one, would take pride in his well-balanced brew. The fanfiction writer tweeted a thread of the different ways characters from all three Star Wars trilogies - and the various standalone movies - would consume their caffeine. COFFEE BUZZ STWARS ARCHIVENot at all, according to popular Archive of Our Own author Violet Wilson. COFFEE BUZZ STWARS HOW TOI’m beginning to think Canada would be a much safer place if humans and squirrels could set aside their differences and sit down and have a civilized discussion about how to co-exist.You think the wildly diverse characters of the Star Wars universe drink their coffee the same way? Then later in Montreal, a squirrel did the same thing and brought down a multi-million dollar computer network. Last week in the south end of the city a squirrel chewed through electrical wires, causing thousands of people to lose power. I have a couple of questions: Will robots be allowed to marry other robots? What’s the situation with gay robots? ROBOT ROMANCE: On TV, a scientist said humans will marry robots within 10 years. Although, to be fair, the lines on both sides of the space have fresh paint. HONG KONG HA HA: Last week in Hong Kong, a parking space - not a house, just a parking space - sold for $760,000. Hey, if Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak writes a book, Vanna White could supply the vowels. ![]() TREBEK TIME: Jeopardy host Alex Trebek said he is writing a book about his life. The movie’s title? Old Geezer Mutant Ninja Turtles. TURTLE TIME: A Hollywood studio announced it has started production on a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. I’m pretty sure there’s plenty of germs inside Darth Vader’s mask. COFFEE BUZZ STWARS MOVIESTAR BORES: Movie director George Lucas says he once planned to make a Star Wars movie where the villains are bacteria and germs. To be fair to his kids, it’s usually a sign an old guy’s mind is going when he claims he went to the moon. He is feuding with his kids after they said he has dementia. And in an experiment with pregnant women, morning sickness was made much worse by the music of Justin Bieber.īUZZ BULLETIN: Famous astronaut Buzz Aldrin was in the news. They discovered unborn babies prefer rock and disco. Scientists played music to babies in the womb. MOMMY MUSIC: For our next chewy news item, we look into the musical taste of the unborn. I’m OK with this - just as long as guys don’t start wearing upside-down Speedos. I am not making this up! Women are exposing more flesh by wearing bikini tops upside-down. And a few mice.īIKINI BULLETIN: The latest trend in female swimwear was displayed on TV. ![]() I calculate it would take 7.3 billion mice 4.9 billion years to eat all that cheese. THE CHEESIEST: From Washington last week came word of an official government report that says the United States has a stockpile of 1.38 billion pounds of cheese. I guess if you drink enough coffee and you may just live long enough to see your name spelled correctly on a Starbucks cup. ![]() ![]() JAVA JEST: A new study shows coffee drinkers live longer. The display was so impressive, some people actually looked up from their iPhones. Wow, a three-year-old geography genius! When I was three the only geographic fact I knew for sure was that the North Pole is the place where Santa lives.įIREWORK FACT: Canada Day fireworks lit up the Fort St John sky on the night of July 1. On CBC, Madden’s mom said her son has been able to do this since he was three years old. Starting with Afghanistan and ending with Zimbabwe. How many countries can you name in five minutes? Madden can name all of them, every country in the world. GEOGRAPHY GENIUS: We start news chewing in Winnipeg, where 6-year-old Madden Landicho is a very smart kid. ![]()
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